king stupid

i have a confession. my confession is that i am not a dog. i am a man, and my name is ryan. i am still somewhat drunk from last night and i might throw up.

theworstthingsforsale:

The English language is ugly and nonstandard, so it’s hard to pick a worst combination of two words, but I’d say that “Bling Baby”, the brand name on this pacifier, might be up there in the top ten.
It has a total of 3 carats of pave diamonds (278 small diamonds in all.)
Someone had to sit and stare at this pacifier while they fitted these diamonds to it by hand. “I am putting diamond #159 onto this pacifier,” they thought, and later, “I am putting diamond #160 onto this pacifier.” It’s easy to feel weird about it, but then again, I live in a country that values unborn fetal cells over adult soldiers, and this kind of thing happens all the time here.


truth bombs

theworstthingsforsale:

The English language is ugly and nonstandard, so it’s hard to pick a worst combination of two words, but I’d say that “Bling Baby”, the brand name on this pacifier, might be up there in the top ten.

It has a total of 3 carats of pave diamonds (278 small diamonds in all.)

Someone had to sit and stare at this pacifier while they fitted these diamonds to it by hand. “I am putting diamond #159 onto this pacifier,” they thought, and later, “I am putting diamond #160 onto this pacifier.” It’s easy to feel weird about it, but then again, I live in a country that values unborn fetal cells over adult soldiers, and this kind of thing happens all the time here.

truth bombs

  • 18 May 2012
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