king stupid

i have a confession. my confession is that i am not a dog. i am a man, and my name is ryan. i am still somewhat drunk from last night and i might throw up.

ding dong
dang

recent moments ft. jam band Brady, Ricky’s new devilock and the yu-gi-oh jacket

christinetupou:

s/o to Scream Queens

THAT GOOD SHIT

planned-grief:

WORSHIP OR POSE

planned-grief:

WORSHIP OR POSE

(via bop-it-extreme)

is it just me or has today been weird for everyone?

@staff can u delete the serial killer fandom

(Source: waynesworld1992, via planetary-drive)

sykelifeisawesome:

kingstupid:

me

and me

definitely me and doug

sykelifeisawesome:

kingstupid:

me

and me

definitely me and doug

(Source: internetkiss)

dsaucedo:

kingstupid:

dsaucedo:

"but mom, how will i find the king of teens?"

"some say that if you earn enough tickets at golfland, you’ll find him sitting amongst his riches wearing his red and white crown…"

omg danny

"congratulations, you’ve found me! what is your one true wish!?"

"well shucks, king of teens, can you make me…punk?

"tee hee, my child. you’ve been punk all along…"

*points to his chest*

…in here.

*you reach into your breast pocket*

haha god damn

(via sykelifeisawesome)

real