king stupid

i have a confession. my confession is that i am not a dog. i am a man, and my name is ryan. i am still somewhat drunk from last night and i might throw up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

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Dressy Bessy - If You Should Try And Kiss Her

sluttybaby:

dressy bessy if you should try and kiss her 

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mymodernmet:

These spectacular photographs reveal the amazingly tiny details of the life of snails. Using a macro approach, Ukrainian photographer Vyacheslav Mishchenko gets up close and personal to capture a variety of miniature landscapes as the little creatures go about their daily lives. With great patience and a steady hand, the artist obtains crisp, sharp details that seem unbelievable when viewers consider how small the scenes really are in comparison to our everyday surroundings.

new goal: become a snail.

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talk to me please

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#experiencedinstructors

“is that sum 41?”

—   me, in regards to every possible thing

home alone 4 da night

who’s tryin to creep

true

a top movie.

someone watch this movie with me soon.

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