king stupid

i have a confession. my confession is that i am not a dog. i am a man, and my name is ryan. i am still somewhat drunk from last night and i might throw up.

oddtime:

the version of Domino’s Pizza Tracker is 4.2.0

(via narrator)

Growing Up Is Dumb Vol. 2 

funwithlemonade:

letitgoloser:

scumm-fuckk:

If you’re going, hit me up :)
Let’s hangout.

Fucking fo real. All the homies in so cal. Stoked

saaaaaaame heer hmu

gonna be a v cool and fun time

zacharge:

SCALPED is in CVLT Nation’s Top 6 New Bands You Must Hear Today.

a good band full of nice guys, nice clean-cut music guys being friendly and bringing brutal, blistering jams to the masses.

for fans of: snakes, hi jinks, madball played on a turntable that’s a lil too fast

tal-chan:

Clarence Clemons & Bruce Springsteen

one of the all time great friendships of music

(via fortysixjay)

spacetwinks:

Favorite characters in Game of Thrones:

Poochie The Rockin’ Dog

(via bop-it-extreme)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via tuesdayspecial)

flatlanderheart:

the-time-sprinkler:

I’m in your area.

places ya bets

flatlanderheart:

the-time-sprinkler:

I’m in your area.

places ya bets

(via unaccusative)

The Lawrence Arms - Are You There Margaret? It's Me, God.

Well, let me tell you, beautiful,
I’ve been there
believe me when I say I’m not afraid
of destruction, sorrow, fear or regret.
I heard the devil call me by my name

(Source: frankcrimes, via thelandbeforegrime)

Yuck - Get Away

artschoolradio:

Yuck - Get Away

(Source: drunklesbo)

Algernon Cadwallader - I Wanna Go To The Beach

bee-queen:

frickied:

i wanna go to the beach | Algernon Cadwallader

i’m sinkin sinkin sinkin every step that i take